Saturday, August 29, 2009

short sms

I am sorry

How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.

I am sorry.



Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya..

Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…
Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

Good FRIENDS are hard to find

Good FRIENDS are hard to find

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

Short thing gets longer

Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Girl fully exhausted

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Friday, August 21, 2009

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Mother's day sms

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna


My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.


As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.


Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


Burraaah......

Sara syllabus padh liya...

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain..


har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai


To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!


A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam


Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
Mother's day sms


A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!


kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the


Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.

dreams sms

dreams sms

Since ur eyes are.....looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte


Hay Zindagi Yeh Lamha Ji Lene De
Oh Pehle Se Likha Kuch Bhi Nahin
Roz Naya Kucch Likhti Hai Tu
Jo Bhi Likha Hai Dil Se Jiya Hai
Yeh Lamha Filhaal Ji Lene De


There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.


Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS ....and
Only the CUTE 1"s receive
MESSAGES From ME!


One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams



Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.


Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.


When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.


If u can dream with ur eyes open, u have 100% chance to live ur dream, but if u dream while sleeping u can only write incomplete & spiced movies and stories

anniversary sms

anniversary sms

I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary


On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love


all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!


Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary


if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary


Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary''


Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

That speial day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as speial to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover


I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.


On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary


Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding anniversary

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Smile sms

Smile sms

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.


Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!


Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy



You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …



Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.



A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life



Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.



Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.

So value yourself.


S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling


Suna hai keh ap ki 1
smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling….
To
reduce …
Population


Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…

Get Well soon sms

Get Well soon sms

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don”t know.


Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.



Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

“Get Well Soon”



I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery


Heard that you”re not feeling well.
So brought flowers for you to
make you feel Healthier and Happier.
Get Well Soon!


You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.


Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.


You mean a lot to me….
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here’s a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself !


If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”


May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,
this way and that way,
morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.


I hope you’re feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I’m always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!


Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.


Romantic sms

Romantic sms

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine


This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.


You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.


I feel something in my heart,
It’s like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!


My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet…


Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.


If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.


How long will you be special to me?

As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die


Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy


Yaadon ki barsaat liye

Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

“I LOVE YOU”



Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.


If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..


1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now dat i love u im scared 2 lose u!


If you r in a dark room,
You find blood everywhere
And the walls are shaking
- Don’t worry friend,
U r at the safest place,
You r in my heart.



Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.


hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain


Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi………


If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.


When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.


A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.



Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..



Aye Chand…
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Toh unhain kuch yaad delana
Phir chupkey se un k pass jana
Aur kehna….!
Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.
Teri umeed karta hai kohi
Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar
Eid karta hai koi.


Till the end of time…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…


I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.



Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,

Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko



Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…



Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….


Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.


Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.


Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,

Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.


What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.


My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless



Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,

Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.



my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.



s dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.



Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.


Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua’go.
dimagh khayalon main gum.
hont pyar k pyasay.


Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

April fool sms

April fool sms

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009



Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..




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posted in April Fools SMS
1st Fool Of 2009

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

posted in April Fools SMS
Tamam baywaqoofun ko ….

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

posted in April Fools SMS
99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

posted in April Fools SMS
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.


Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai


If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.


In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!


Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla



Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..


Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *



Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.



*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Love quotes

Love quotes


Giving someone all your love is never an assurance
that they’ll love u back! Don’t expect love in return;
just wait for it to grow in their hearts.
But if it doesn’t, be content it grew in yours.


If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love


“True love brings up everything-
you’re allowing a mirror
to be held up to you daily”



In life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.

But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.


U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE


Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,
but,
to be in the someone’s heart is very difficult.
So “RESPECT” the heart which “CARES” abt U


A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.


Many a man in love with a
dimple makes the mistake of
marrying the whole girl.


When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.


The beginning of love is to
let those we love be perfectly themselves,
and not to twist them to fit our own image.
Otherwise we love only
the reflection of ourselves we find in them.


I have no regrets.
I will never regret loving someone
because the feeling of love for five minutes
is greater than an eternity of hurt.


If you truly love someone,
then the only thing you want
for them is to be happy…
even if its not with you.


Love is the emblem of eternity;
it confounds all notions of time;
effaces all memory of beginning,
all fear of an end.


Love many things,
for therein lies the true strength,
and whosoever loves much performs much,
and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.


The one thing we can never get enough of is love.
And the one thing we never give enough is love.

kiss sms

kiss sms

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga


Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.



Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time


Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind



A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know


Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.



Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.


if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*


People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it


A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…


Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,


Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..



Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.



One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D


Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one


I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!


Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya



what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

A page is yellow in which you will find a fellow who will kiss you under the pillow.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Munna Bhai sms

Munna Bhai sms


Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!




Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”



Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.


Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega



EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.




Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..



MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.


CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.



CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.


MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.



Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!



After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”



PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu


PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.



LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!



MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.



Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”




Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.



Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.



Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

Poetry sms

Poetry Sms

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!


Baray hi sarfrosh hua kartay hain,
Haqiqaton ki aaghosh huwa karty hain,

Meri chup se naraz na hua karo,
Gehray samunder hamesha khamosh howa kartay hain.


Kaun kehta hay k teri yaad say ghafil hay Saquib
Bister ki har shikan se poch kaisay guzarti hay raat meri..!


Mery wajood se lipti khushbo tere naam ki hai
Meray dil me basi her ek dharken tery naam ki hai

Itna yaqeen ker lay meray hamnasheen
Bin tery meri zindagi baynaam si hai



kabhi wo hum pe jaan dia karti thi
jo kehtay they wo maan lia karti thi

kal anjaan ban kar paas se guzar gai
Woh jo door se pehchaan lia karte thi…


Har sham sey tera izhaar kiya kartey hain,
Har khuwab mein tera didar kiya kartey hain,
deewanay hi to hai hum tere,
Jo har waqt tere milnay ka intzaar kiya karte hain.



Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi,
magar hamain bhool jana apki qismat me nahi,

chahoTo aazma k daikh lo,
khud ko bhul jaoge par hamain nahi.



Haath haaton say choot’ta kub hay?
Koi apnon say rooth’ta kub hay?

Jo bhi jur jaata hay aik baar,
Phir woh RISHTA toot’ta kub hay?



us ne mehsoos bhi na honey diya,
yun kahani ka rukh moor diya,

milney julney main ki kami pehley,
phir rafta rafta hamein hi choor dya



Mil jaati hai kitno ko khushi,
Mit jaate hai kitno ke gham,

SMS is liye bhej rahe hai hum,
Takay door rah kar bhi na ho aapki muskan kam.



Kuch Is Liye Bhi Raat Ko Ghar
Se Nikal Aata Hon Main

Sardiyon K Chand K0
Ehsas Na H0 Tanhayi Ka



Kitnay gharoor mai hai Wo mujhe tanha chor k “saqi”
unhein maloom nahi meray Aansu mujhe tanha honay nahi detay
Raah-Guzar Pathar K Hain Aur Hum-Safar Seeshey Ka … !!!


Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa’jzey Se Kam Nahi ‘Faraz’
Raah-Guzar Pathar K Hain Aur Hum-Safar Seeshey Ka … !!!


Aik nafrat hee nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab Faraz…
MOHABBAT bhi sakoon walon ko bari takleef deti hain.


Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz….
Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha…


Hum na rahe’n bhi tou humari yaadai’n wafa karengi tum se
Ye na samajhna k tumhai’n chaha bas 2 din k liye…



Dard jitna hai meri nigaho me,
paoge na utna kisi ki raho me,

bitani chahte the zindagi jiski bahon me,
maut b na mil payi unki panaho me.


Kon Tole Ga Hiroon Mein Ab Hamare Ansoo Faraz ?
Woh Jo Ik Dard Ka Tajir Tha DukaN Choor Geya…



wo baat baat pay deta hai Parindoun ki misal Faraz
saaf saaf nahi kehta mera sheher hi chor do


Dilon Se Khelne Ka Hunar Hamein Nahi Aata,
Isliye Ishq Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gaye,

Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe Bohot Pyar Tha,
Isi Liye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar Gaye.



Apne hone ka pata de dena
kabhi guzro to sada de dena

yaad Aa jaon ibadat main Agar
hath utha ke bus Dua de dena..


Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?


Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se…
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho……
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.


Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Angry sms

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.


Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.


Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.


Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.


Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala



khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.



jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin, apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango

Cool sms

How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!


A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile..



SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
Niece na


My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!


Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested..



Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.



If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, IĂŻ¿½ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from


Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.


It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.


Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.


Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.


As it is promised by the wind,
As it is tendered in the heart,
As it is written across the sky
Love makes all things possible.
Love is hope's shining star.
Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves.
It is not something we see, like a rainbow,
or feel, like the heat of a fire.
Happiness is something we are


Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...


Laugh like U've never cried.Play Like U've never lost.Love like U've never been hurt & Live Like there is no TOMORROW,Have a Bindas Day!!!!


to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Life is chemistry.Dilute ur sorrows,evaporate ur worries,filter ur
happiness & u'll find crystals of LoVe may u get best in the LiFe..


Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our arguments - Baseless
"Our bosses - hopeless"

Finally,
Our Salary - Veryless


How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.


9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them


Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy.
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u.
Nobody cares abt u.
DONT CRY!
My name is nobody!



LIFE is 4 living,
i live mine 4 you!
LOVE is 4 giving,
i give mine 2 you!
DREAMS are 4 dreaming,
mine are 4 you!
HEARTS are 4 beating,
&
mine beats 4 you!


help ever....
hurt never....
love ever....
hate never....
give ever...
except never...
smile ever...
cry never...
think me ever...
forget me never


When God open the window of heaven he saw me & asked "Wht is ur wish 2day?" I said" Lord, Take Care of the DEAR ONE who is reading this SMS!"


No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are,
BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That
U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE ThinG ON EartH and NO OnECaN ChangE IT.


Know what makes me happy wen u msg me?
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.


If 100% of people Love u,
make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.


If love is water, I'll give u the ocean.
If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe...
If heat was your love & care,
how I wish the sun was beside me

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!


Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try,
a little more laugh, a little less cry,
a little more luv, a little less fight
a little more WE & a little less I


i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.


Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart


When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!


A raindrop may luk 2 smal 2 eyes bt sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing


Treat life as a sea, heart as a seashore and friends like waves. It never matters how many waves are there? What matters is which one touches the seashone


jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai APUN KA SMS


Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find m


T I T A N I C
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I___ '_,_____________/ ''
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Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,U dont realise it...When U realise it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U...


AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.


u seem to be much careless nowdays...
alwayz leaving your things here and
there,
c what hav u done now u just came in
my mind and left a smile on my face...

I luv you sms

The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)



Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you


LOVE IS LOVE LOVE IS U I LOVE LOVE SO I LOVE U..............PEOPLE LIVE PEOPLE DIE PEOPLE LAGH PEOPLE CRY SOME GIVE UP SOME WILL TRY SOME SAY HI SOME SAY BYE OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU BUT NEVER CAN I


My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.


I TRUST U
is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU

Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person
whom u trust....!

Trust U!


Luv hurts,luvs makes u fell better and makes u feel great about ur self but 2 have some like u in life made me 2 belive in love ......Ilove u so much



I dont care how many arms you embraced,I dont care how many lips youved kissed, i dont care how many people youve loved.All I care is not to be your first but to be your last. I luv you my Dear.


if GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death.......
then i"ll spend 23 hrs wid U........
&
1 hr to find that person,who will care 4U
After MY DEATH....!!!!


I hope that you finally understand,
that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend


I love two things,
a rose and you.
A rose for a short while,
but you the rest of my life


When you love someone truly,
you don"t look for faults,
you don"t look for answers,
you don"t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.


Far away from here
totally inaccessible.
That is where you are.
Here next to me, within reach.
That is where you are.
Where ever you go or when,
you will always be near me.


Rose r red,
sky is blue,
i love u........
LOVE is a challange ......so accept it,,,LOVE is a game ........play it
BUT
LOVE is also slow poision


Last night , thinking of u,
one tear rolled out,
i asked why r u out?
Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me.


"TEARS ARE SILENT LANGUAGE OF LOVE"...
WHEN TEARS COME WITH REASON MEANS U GOT SOME PROBLEM
BUT WHEN TEARS COME WITHOUT ANY REASON MEANS UR IN LOVE..


Love is just like life,
its not always easy and does not always bring happiness.
but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving


If a raindrop would mean ... I love you
and you would ask me how much I love you,
i bet you that it would rain all day


I love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile.Your loving face,
no one will ever take your place


3 words made my heart beat faster,
3 words made my legs shake
3 words made my head spin,
3 words: I love you


Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.
It may not b having any fragrance,
but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...


I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E",...
so pls can I have "U"?


today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked
why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat
that forced us to come out


Never leave the one you like for the one you love cuz the one u
like will leave you for the one they love!!!!


life is a book we all read.Love is a blessing we all need.
Always be happy always wear a smile,remember in this world v r
just 4 a while so keep in tuch


1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!


You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that"s the reason why I love you!


Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can"t cure


You must be a good runner
because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...


Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget


Aisa dost chayia jo hamaye apna maan sake,hamare har dukh ko jaan sake.
Chal rahein hon hum taiz barish mein,phir b pani mein anso ko pehchan sake.



"Apne Siwa Kabhi Kuch Mila Bhi Hai Tumhen,
Hazar Baar Li Hain Tum Ne Mere Dil Ki Talashian."



Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...
tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai

Jokes sms

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any

other way 2 marry ur daughter!


Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!


Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:
why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.


A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own
mother?" He said, "Call for backup."


What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A
host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!


I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to
say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"


Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss
u.


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the
cover and no cover on the girl.



Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly!


Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend


I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a
number and wait in line!!


so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so
sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!


We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than

Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?


Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left
has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.



Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now

ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.



Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.



Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.


Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision.


Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well


Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.


Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.


Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."


We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!



This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!


Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r
dangerous when kept in open

Send me sms

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hainaa taal hai,
Msgbox bhikangal hai,
Kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.



O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna


saare gawahon our bayanon ko MAD-E-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet SMS parhne wale ko SMS NA BHEJINE K JURM ME.....
KANJOOS, Qarar deti hai.



Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena



Nigahon ko kiski talash hoti hai,
Dil mein kisi kisi ki aas hoti hai,
Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami tu nahi,
Mgr teri sms bin tabiat kharab hoti hai.


O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna



Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej kar bhaja kharab karte ho,
bhajte ho to kya bhejte ho,
dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.




Muskurahat ap ke sms say milti hay,Dil ko rahat ap k sms say milti hay,Band mat karna kabhi sms ka darwaza,kyunki Dil ki yeh darkan ap ke sms say chalti hay.



aapki missed call bindaas hai,
aapke sms lajawab hai,
kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo,
suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.


Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Naughty sms

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.


Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES



A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.


friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.



School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!



CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....



He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind



1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."


A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"



In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"


Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...



Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!



Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..



One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"



Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

Sorry sms

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.


Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

Good luck sms

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.



I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."



A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts.


Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck


A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck


The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U



Happiness as light as air.
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...



A Young man's attitude towards life helps to determine this altitude. Good luck to you my dear.



Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK...



All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.



The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES


Every sunset gives us one day
Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!



MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....



examation is garden success is folower
examation is garden success is folower
god bless you power to pluck this folower



Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck


Care for the one who shares
Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best


Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck


Trusting God won't make the mountain
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck



MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U..



luck is yours
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck



I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.


Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck



With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children’s Smiles…
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..



With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…



Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...


I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
“Have a beautiful and smart week.”


Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you...............



Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Valentine's day sms

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day!

My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in
it and you will get the interest.

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the
distance to the person who is reading this

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my
Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing.

When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

Let's share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in
between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.

May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy
Valentine's Day Honey!

If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found
but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you
will never end. I love you!

If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could
wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

Let's share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy
Valentine's Day Honey!

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you
will never end. I love you!

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another
summer too but there will never be another you!

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows
out but you entered the heart and stayed.

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter
than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain
close to my heart and far from my eyes.

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will
always stay as a flame in my heart.

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the
world for a wound given by love. Happy Valentine's Day!

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart. Happy
Valentine's Day!

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey,
what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it
happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of
it.

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is
becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart
when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. Happy
Valentine's Day!

Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if
u cant read d eyes which loves u.

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you. Happy
Valentine's Day!

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I
never seem to get enough of you.

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by
your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to
keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I
love you.

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets
but the heart always remembers. I love you.

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was love

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you. Happy
Valentine's Day!

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has
special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u! Happy
Valentine's Day!

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my
arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to
my heart.

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love
you. I will love you forever! :). Happy
Valentine's Day!

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine
would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =) Happy
Valentine's Day!

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark! Happy
Valentine's Day!

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I
care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will
never show..

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the
current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was
asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always
will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand
and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!! Happy
Valentine's Day!

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..! Happy
Valentine's Day!

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long.

I miss U sms

Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti,
Yaad aksar aati hai aapki, par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti,
Miss you!



Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

I MISS U!



can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)



Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..


When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you


WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!


if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...


Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....


Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing...


Every tear is a sign of brokeness,
every silence is a sign of lonliness,
every smile is a sign of kindness,
every sms is a sign of remembrance
i miss u


Near ones are not dear,
dear ones are not near,
it is easy to remember the near ones,
but very difficult to forget the dear ones.
Missing You.



each moment of ur life is a picture which u have never seen
beforeand which you will never see again so enjoy and live live,
make each moment beautiful luv ya $ miss u already fom ur best
friend



I can have gold, diamond & pearls even the most expensive outfit
in daworld .All dat is meaningless if i don"t have u by maside .
I Miss U Alot



Missed calls doesnt mean for time pass.
It silently says that i am happily thiniking about u especially
this particular moment!!
i miss u alot



may everyone u meet,
warmth ur heart and soul both"
may ur journey through lyf,
b an adventure of discovery and growth"



when the looks blue
"I MISS U"
when the dreams come true
"I MISS U"
when the flowers covered with dew
"I MISS U"
when the day comes new
"I MISS U



When the night has come and the land"s dark.
When the moon is the only light.
We"ll see, look at the stars
Can you count them?
I miss you that much.


Money says spend me not,
time say waste me not
flower says touch me not
study says leave me not
sms says erase me not
& i say forget me not



rise up ur hand n say i declear at we will b apart only after
death,
n i swear we will b 2gether 4ever,
n i state under oath dat i will miss u 4ever


Whenever I miss u I won"t luk 4 u in my dreams
or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U



hose we love never go away
they walk beside us everyday...
Unseen...
Unheard...
still near..
still loved..
still Missed..
still very dear..
MISSING U MY "S"




. " 12 " .
9 < 3
" . 6 . "
Har SAANS
Or DIL ki har Dhadkan yahi kehti hai
.*""*.*""*.
*, I MiSS *
", YOU ,"
* . *




I MISSED U
I MISSEs U
I M MISSIn" U
I "LL MISs U
I"D MISSED U
& I WANA MISS U...
BUT IS THIS 4EVER
COMe BABy i"LL HOLd U NOw



I miss you.
I miss all of the caring
things you do,
and spending the evening
alone with you.


There r 6 billion ppl around de world,
i dnt knw why i kp on missin u,
mayb bcz 5,999,999,999 ppl cn"t replace a single U.
I stil luv u,Gudnyzzzz....


I miss you so,
here around me,
so many people,
but yet so alone.
I miss your lips,
your lovely smile,
I miss you each day more and more




(I MISS U)are 3 words,
But take 3 seconds to read,
3minutes to think,
3 hours to understand,
3days to demonstrate,
3weeks to explain and whole life to prove it!!!!!


i miss the touch of your hand,
so reassuring and sincere,
and the moments we spend together,
that I hold dear.



i cant hide it 4rm u anymore I dont want to hrt u I feel its best
to tell u
before u hear it from someone else
listen
its a lie that i miss u
really i jst feel u as a part of myself


Gates of memories will never close;
How much I miss U no 1 knows;
Days will pass away into years;
And we"ll think about those memories in Silent tears.....




S_nrise
B_terfly
pict_re
L_nch
b_s stnd
fig_re
m_sic
all r very boring witho_t yo_.
I think i miss u.....




i miss u.
i m without u like sky without stars;
like flower without fragrance;
like a heart without feelings



i miss u.
i m without u like sky without stars;
like flower without fragrance;
like a heart without feelings


Do u know,
what i say,
what i think,
what i feel,
what i wish,
U want to know?
I MISS U SO MUCH


Never luk for a Gud Face,
it"ll turn old one day;
Never luk for a Gud Skin,
it"ll wrinkle one day;
But luk for a loyal heart,
that"ll miss u every day.

I am in casualty now,
don"t say I didn"t tell you.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU.
Doctor told, I will die if I don"t STOP.. Missing You


God gave u 2 legs to walk,
2 hands to hold,
2 ears to hear,
2 eyes to see.
But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.



C.L.I.C.K
C- Cant live without u
L- Love u
I- I miss u
C- Care for u
K- Kyunki u r a sweet friend of mine.
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK



I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me
laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would
someday make me cry. Miss you.



In my life I learned how
2 love,
2 smile,
2 B happy,
2 B strong,
2 work hard,
2 B honest,
2 B faithful,
2 forgive.
But I couldn"t learn how 2 forget U...


Dosti pyar hoti
pyar care hoti
kon kheta sab ristey ek se hotey
dosti sab se anmol hoti hai
dear marry miss u
I MISS U


My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA's
says to u
I MISS U A LOT'



A simple BYE make us cry,
A simple JOKE make us laugh,
simple CARE make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me.
I miss you.



Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can
NOW BREATH
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!


Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!


Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi,
Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi,
Socha ke ab miss na karu,
To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Gud morning sms

Life is only traveled once; today"s moment becomes tomorrow"s memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.



A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.


I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!



Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!


Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of "GOOD MORNING" wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day...

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning

Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....


Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....


New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....



Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....


Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....


Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....


Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..


One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning..


Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...


Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,
per roj intejar me palke mat bichana...
Good Morning...


New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...



All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day.

Funny & Fool sms

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the



If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.


ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.


billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti


I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki AIDS chhune se nahi failta.


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai


When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don"t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell


If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I"l tak u to an eye specialist.


If u save this msg, it means I"m cute. If u edit this, I"m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i"m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i"m cute!



SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...



I want U to know that U are very important to me, It"s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON"T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat"s how u...eat an ice cream.

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.



New Concept of Life
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A


Star + Moon = Romantic Night
Birds + Sky = Lovely Day
Dreams + Love = Beautiful World

But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!


9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!

Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.


Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.
Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!!


Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss...

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night