Mother's day sms

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna


My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.


As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.


Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


Burraaah......

Sara syllabus padh liya...

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain..


har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai


To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!


A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam


Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
Mother's day sms


A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!


kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the


Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.