Jokes sms

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any

other way 2 marry ur daughter!


Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!


Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:
why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.


A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own
mother?" He said, "Call for backup."


What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A
host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!


I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to
say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"


Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss
u.


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the
cover and no cover on the girl.



Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just
happy that a cow can't fly!


Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend


I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a
number and wait in line!!


so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so
sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!


We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than

Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?


Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left
has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.



Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now

ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.



Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.



Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.


Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision.


Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well


Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.


Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.


Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."


We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!



This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!


Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r
dangerous when kept in open